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Lying Lewandowski almost lies as good as Donald “Tall-Tale-Lil-Hands” Trump

By Don Cheetoh




Testifying usually means giving evidence at a trial, and its supposed to be truthful;

This morning September 17, 2019, Trump’s former Campaign Manager, Corey R. Lewandowski, under Congressional Subpoena “testi-LIE-d.” therein lies (pun intended) the dichotomy.


OH NO HE DI-NT

Corey did well, and by his own words: “I have no obligation to have a candid conversation with the media whatsoever.” Yet he and his former boss - Trump – in fact use the media to get their message to the American people. They just don’t believe they have an obligation to be honest when doing so. Some people are raised to believe that honesty is the best policy, it goes to their personal integrity, and some are raised differently. Some say Lying is a prerequisite to working for Trump. But Cory was “testifying” today before Congress, not just Lying to the Media – that Trump calls Fake News. Thus if Trump’s regime feeds Lies to the Media, then calls the Media Fake, are they speaking Lies or Truths themselves when they call out Fake News?

Today, Corey reconfirmed why Trump hires the people he hires, and the qualifications that are paramount; Lying. I am sure Corey made his former boss proud, fully acknowledging that he felt no obligation to be truthful to the Media. Trump made a promise to the American people to “only hires the best” - Liars.


(Tiny hands.)

Corey now wants to run for the Senate. Seems he has the perfect qualifications.

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