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When The Porn is Over Catching up with Joyce Jeffries


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It has been a long while since anyone has heard the name Joyce Jeffries. An Icon at best, she was the industry's most pounded porn star. We had several questions. Where is she now? Will there be a revival of her career? What were the boozies like nowadays? After countless calls we finally got a hold of her via CB Radio. She agreed to an interview and spread but had a few demands. One, being she hates censorship she asked that we keep her script verbatim. Two, we had to bring her 40 Scrunchies and 100 Origami Swans for her collection. The final demand was that she would not show her beaver on our camera unless the pay was good. At the time we were going to print we were unable to reach a reasonable offer. 

Interview x Story by Michael St. Michael @michaelstmichael

PRUNE: You will forever be the most iconic porn star. In your opinion what title was your best skin flick, and why?

JOYCE: I haven’t seen them in years if I’m honest. I did win the “Best Blowie" Nudey Award for "Joyce Down Under" which was big thing at the time. It was very popular. Acting-wise I think my best flick was "Joyce Goes Bush”. Because we shot it in the bush and I had a bushy you-know-what at the time 

PRUNE: We have recently caught wind that you are curating your very own museum. We must say, we are very excited.  I could only imagine that your museum must be chalk full of fascinating relics from your Porn Star Past and gifts from your most famous friends. Can we expect such artifacts? Please share with our readers some highlights from your upcoming exhibit.

JOYCE: Les’s shed is seriously chockas full of The Collection. It's bloody unreal. There's so many things to love its not funny. My stuffed toys have been running around at night moving things which has been shitting me up the wall. I don’t have much stuff from my showbiz days. I didn’t collect much then. I did find some anal beads in my scrunchie drawer but I dunno if they’re mine or Rhonda’s. 

Joyce's BFF Rhonda (Left) 

PRUNE: Who or what has inspired you to create your own museum?

JOYCE: My father Charles started collecting before me and he got me into it. His teddy’s are worth shitloads and I didn’t even realise. My Dad always wanted to start a Museum so everyone could love our stuff too but he didn’t know how. One time Big Jessie (my friend that only I can see) woke me up in the middle of the night and said “You can do it Joyce. Do the Museum or else”. I told Les on the CB the next day and he said he’d help and now its going off big time. 

PRUNE:  It has literally been years and years since anyone has seen or heard from Joyce Jeffries. What does your average day consist of?

JOYCE: I do love a sleep-in I’m not gonna lie. Rhonda usually rocks up fairly early so I like to be not in my nightie. Sometimes I hear the horn honk and jump out of bed half asleep and chuck a scrunchie in. She can always tell because there’s sleeping lines on my face because of my new courdoroy pillowcase. Me and Rhonda just hang out doing God knows what til all hours. Yesterday we practised a new show for the Museum guests. Its a feather duster dance where I get my boozies out but I can’t say too much at this stage. 

PRUNE: Revivals have been all the rage nowadays. Will the world get to see the most recognizable nips in the industry once more?

JOYCE: Look I get offers but it would have to be something really good for me to get back into the biz. Truth be known my boozies are not what they used to be. It’d be niche to say the least. 

PRUNE: What are three wardrobe essentials in your closet today?

JOYCE: I’ve always had a knack with clothes. I love them too much. You can never have enough. My favourites currently are my studded denim maxi skirt, my hot pink jeggings and my crushed velvet scrunchie. 

PRUNE: Time has certainly been decent to you. Do you have any unconventional beauty remedies or treatments to recommend?

JOYCE: I don’t have beauty routine as such. I do a recommed a bar of soap on the face in the shower and a dollop of vaseline after patting dry. 

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